A deep, touching ending I wrote for ME3:
Shaperd wuz fiting the rapers in USA wen she gotted hit by a lazer blasts. NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Gares cryed, Sheaperd waz his tru loev. but than she waz OK and Garsu was happy agin. he runned ovar to help her w/ the rapers and fiting them and pulld her over to him and than he than kissd her w/ his blu tongeu in her mouth shuperd was so happy. Galrus I think we can beat them now bcuz you r helpeng me and he smilad. tehn they startd making out and moeaning rlly loud an d the rapers we’re kind of grossed out bcuz they dont kno wat luv is they we’re confuzd. than thru they’re love teh sinathis green lines happend nd every1 became half robot nd half ppl so Agrus n d Hespard had sex w/ his dikc in hur mouth bcuz they dint want to allrgic rection. BUT WHERE THE SAME THINGZ NOW WE ACN HAV TURNIAN HUMEN BABE’S LIEK U WANTED 2!! Shasperd yelld at him askitedly. Oh yea OK good Gwarass sed then put it his thing his dick in hur whole she pees frum. I thinkIm prengant now Shypserd sed nd kissd him goodly nd than thayen nd mordren nd asshaly wiams we’re alives agin bcuz of teh sintheases nd the rapers explodid bcuz of 2 much sinothesis. nd then 2 yrs latur shaphard haz 5 humen tariane krogern babys w/ gallus and they havz hapenis forevoerz.