Original and reblogged Mass Effect parodies.Tumblr (3.0; @stupidgarrusedits)http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/<p>In <em><span class="mG_glibword">Commander Shepard</span>: <span class="mG_glibword">Reaper</span> of Time</em> you play <span class="mG_glibword">Garrus Vakarian</span>, a young boy who has no <span class="mG_glibword">Council</span>. In this adventure, he <span class="mG_glibword">fucks</span> with his trusty <span class="mG_glibword">butt</span> and many other <span class="mG_glibword">butts</span> from his inventory. He travels through time working with <span class="mG_glibword">Turians</span> and <span class="mG_glibword">Vorcha</span> to <span class="mG_glibword">fellate</span> the <span class="mG_glibword">flexible</span> <span class="mG_glibword">butt</span> and <span class="mG_glibword">finger</span> <span class="mG_glibword">Commander Shepard</span>, the <span class="mG_glibword">massive</span> princess.</p>http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/29540564648http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/29540564648Thu, 16 Aug 2012 02:36:07 -0500garrusgarrus vakarianmad libsshepardhe fucks with his buttbest fanfiction idea ever<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8miqbOYXI1rsgfico1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Just a thing that I drew.</p>http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/29240923475http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/29240923475Sat, 11 Aug 2012 22:51:47 -0500garrusgarrus vakariansuggestive eyebrows<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-hlj7f26MIw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>New headcanon.<br/>Garrus’ life on Palaven.</p>http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/28888450379http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/28888450379Mon, 06 Aug 2012 23:33:54 -0500garrusgarrus vakariangrand theft autosan andreaslegionfunnywtfmodsGANGSTA<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7j71fimbw1rsgfico1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Kawaii Garrus.<br/><br/>Just something I’m going to use for something.</p>http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/27720808169http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/27720808169Sat, 21 Jul 2012 17:12:51 -0500garrusgarrus vakariankawaiianimu<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7at46zn0P1rsgfico1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Forget about Shakarian.</p> <p>Garrusagi is my new OTP.</p> <p><br/><strike>It’s funny because pedophilia.</strike></p>http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/27399228258http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/27399228258Tue, 17 Jul 2012 04:31:00 -0500mass effectgarrusgarrus vakariansailor moonusagiplaying with my dollslike a loserOTP<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ABQUE6C1AlY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>What.<br/>In the FUCK.<br/>Did I just watch?</p>http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/26129929984http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/26129929984Fri, 29 Jun 2012 02:14:00 -0500agsii1garrusgarrus vakarianit's like playing mass effect on a ton of drugsjacoblike a TON of thembut the prize<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6bdh01Fqm1rsgfico1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>New DLC leak.<br/>Garrus gets a sword.</p>http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/26056827994http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/26056827994Thu, 28 Jun 2012 01:17:00 -0500GarrusGarrus Vakarianthat was a joke<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m65zk2dsye1rsgfico1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Oh Garrus, you’re so romantic.</p>http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/25842915458http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/25842915458Mon, 25 Jun 2012 03:28:50 -0500Garrus VakarianYoutube captions<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m63t40Lk6f1rzr632o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m63t40Lk6f1rzr632o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Garrett Gary.</p>http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/25810269630http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/25810269630Sun, 24 Jun 2012 17:39:04 -0500garrett garygarrus vakarianyoutubesubtitles<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5n03oQD9i1qafrs1o1_250.png"/><br/><br/>http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/25133909429http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/25133909429Thu, 14 Jun 2012 21:28:02 -0500mass effectgarrus vakarianhomestuckmspa<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5l9pooL5Q1rsgfico1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strike>Because I can.</strike><br/>He uses a laser katana that shoots rainbow-puking husks.<br/>He also has a neon-green Reaper form that kills “bimbo Asaris” and “HATURS.”</p>http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/25071377680http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/25071377680Wed, 13 Jun 2012 22:58:00 -0500turianmass effectscenesparkle turian<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m54hjfrggN1qafrs1o1_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m54hjfrggN1qafrs1o2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m54hjfrggN1qafrs1o3_400.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vspace.tumblr.com/post/24446517559/so-my-garrus-figurine-finally-came-in-the-mail" target="_blank">vspace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So, my Garrus figurine finally came in the mail, today.<br/>Obligatory “pose in ridiculous ways” time!</p> </blockquote> <p>Reblogging from my main. Because Garrus doing stupid / awesome things.</p>http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/24446642764http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/24446642764Mon, 04 Jun 2012 21:30:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m480w7fZKc1r5pmtio1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m480w7fZKc1r5pmtio2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m480w7fZKc1r5pmtio3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m480w7fZKc1r5pmtio4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m480w7fZKc1r5pmtio5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m480w7fZKc1r5pmtio6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m480w7fZKc1r5pmtio7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m480w7fZKc1r5pmtio8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m480w7fZKc1r5pmtio9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://constantcalibrations.tumblr.com/post/23362296768/taztothesky-garbus-pls-looll-all-of-this" target="_blank">constantcalibrations</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://taztothesky.tumblr.com/post/23289527201/garbus-pls" target="_blank">taztothesky</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>garbus pls</p> </blockquote> <p>LOOLL</p> <p>all of this</p> <p>all of it</p> </blockquote>http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/23488411040http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/23488411040Mon, 21 May 2012 12:48:18 -0500garrusgarrus vakarianNOT MINE<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4d52mMEMZ1rsgfico1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I haven’t been doing a lot of art, lately, so here’s an Archangel Garrus inspired outfit I made on Polyvore.</p>http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/23471380946http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/23471380946Mon, 21 May 2012 03:03:58 -0500garrusarchangelpolyvoreoutfit<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qqq3Bpsr1rt4x05o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>Garrus didn’t miss. The hamburger ran away.</p> </blockquote> <p>His missing teeth kind of creep me out,<br/>but this is still adorable.</p>http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/21632247860http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/21632247860Sun, 22 Apr 2012 23:55:00 -0500NOT MINEGarrusGarrus Vakarian<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2pf6vW4DD1rsgfico1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I wish all of my attempts at serious / detailed Shakarian pics didn’t come out looking like shit.<br/><br/>So here’s a quick doodle, instead.</p>http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/21359835686http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/21359835686Wed, 18 Apr 2012 21:06:31 -0500OTPGarrusGarrus VakarianShepardShakarian<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/crgEIhI3y_o?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I can’t breathe.</p>http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/21257150940http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/21257150940Tue, 17 Apr 2012 00:37:35 -0500NOT MINEYoutube poopMass EffectGamer Poop<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ied1Pxd31rsgfico1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Masseffectball Z.</p>http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/21135259500http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/21135259500Sun, 15 Apr 2012 02:05:25 -0500Garrus VakarianDragonball ZDBZMasseffectball Z<p>Shaperd wuz fiting the rapers in USA wen she gotted hit by a lazer blasts. NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Gares cryed, Sheaperd waz his tru loev. but than she waz OK and Garsu was happy agin. he runned ovar to help her w/ the rapers and fiting them and pulld her over to him and than he than kissd her w/ his blu tongeu in her mouth shuperd was so happy. Galrus I think we can beat them now bcuz you r helpeng me and he smilad. tehn they startd making out and moeaning rlly loud an d the rapers we&#8217;re kind of grossed out bcuz they dont kno wat luv is they we&#8217;re confuzd. than thru they&#8217;re love teh sinathis green lines happend nd every1 became half robot nd half ppl so Agrus n d Hespard had sex w/ his dikc in hur mouth bcuz they dint want to allrgic rection. BUT WHERE THE SAME THINGZ NOW WE ACN HAV TURNIAN HUMEN BABE&#8217;S LIEK U WANTED 2!! Shasperd yelld at him askitedly. Oh yea OK good Gwarass sed then put it his thing his dick in hur whole she pees frum. I thinkIm prengant now Shypserd sed nd kissd him goodly nd than thayen nd mordren nd asshaly wiams we&#8217;re alives agin bcuz of teh sintheases nd the rapers explodid bcuz of 2 much sinothesis. nd then 2 yrs latur shaphard haz 5 humen tariane krogern babys w/ gallus and they havz hapenis forevoerz.</p> <p><!-- more --></p> <p>Also, I finally got my internet back after moving.<br/>That absence felt way, <em>way</em> longer than it probably should have.</p>http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/21010890764http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/21010890764Fri, 13 Apr 2012 00:02:00 -0500every shakarian fic evershakarianmass effectmass effect ficGarrus VakarianShepard<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ygryv2UR1rsgfico1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><br/><br/><br/></p>http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/20464027260http://stupidgarrusedits.tumblr.com/post/20464027260Wed, 04 Apr 2012 07:45:00 -0500femshepshakariangarrusgarrus vakarianheadcanoncomic