Mass Effect, according to Mad Libs:

In Commander Shepard: Reaper of Time you play Garrus Vakarian, a young boy who has no Council. In this adventure, he fucks with his trusty butt and many other butts from his inventory. He travels through time working with Turians and Vorcha to fellate the flexible butt and finger Commander Shepard, the massive princess.

Just a thing that I drew.

Just a thing that I drew.

New headcanon.
Garrus’ life on Palaven.

Kawaii Garrus.Just something I’m going to use for something.

Kawaii Garrus.

Just something I’m going to use for something.

Forget about Shakarian.
Garrusagi is my new OTP.
It’s funny because pedophilia.

Forget about Shakarian.

Garrusagi is my new OTP.


It’s funny because pedophilia.

What.
In the FUCK.
Did I just watch?

New DLC leak.Garrus gets a sword.

New DLC leak.
Garrus gets a sword.

Oh Garrus, you’re so romantic.

Oh Garrus, you’re so romantic.

Garrett Gary.

(via advicegarrus)